REAL:
If you crash your car again, you have to buy a new car again.
If you have to buy a new car, you will pay tax to the government.
If you pay tax to the government, it will collect more money.
If the government collects more money, it will give more funds to farmers.
If the government gives more funds to farmers, they will raise more pigs.
If farmers raise more pigs, the price of pork will go down.
UNREAL:
If I had two heads, I would sleep with one head and work the other.
If I slept with one head and work the other, I would master more skills.
If I mastered more skills, I would be a super woman.
If I were a super woman, I would compete with Queen Elizabeth.
If I competed with Queen Elizabeth, I would take her place.
If I took her place, she would need to get a job.